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Written by Pedestrian

So Jeff crash landed the skyrunner
Ontop of the cave with Ness and Paula within
Jeff used the key and they got out
of that sticky mess

To the bottom of threed they went
To beat up a rundown tent
They grabbed the fly honey, they thought it smelled kind of funny
And went through an underground passage

A place called Saturn Valley was next
Their buildings were strangly complex
They waited for 5 minutes, and when time was at it's limits
They entered the secret base

So they fought a stinky pile
Mr. Belch, oh how vile
With the fly honey out they had nothing to fear
and they took him strait on out

And the Saturns were free!
They left their jobs with glee
Ness and co. continued the path and fought in aftermath
The boss at the sanctuary

Well, The boss wasn't all that tough
And the heros fought rather rough
They Used Fire and Flash and Ness bashed
Until the enemy became tame.

So onward the did go
Until the traffic ceased to flow
They met a miner by the name of Montague
And gave him some yummy food





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