In the odd realm of Magicant
Enemies are so weird
Some are just plain stupid
And others should be feared
Most look like fancy question marks
At some random spot
French Kisses of Death are giant lips
The Carefree Bombs are not

Mr. Molecules are horrible
You can't lose to those guys
Loaded Dice are tough to beat
Let's hope they role snake eyes
If you beat the Kraken
You might get the Gutsy Bat
It's 1 out of 128 odds
Fat chance that you'll get that

At last you fight your Nightmares
As you can plainly see
The Nightmare is none other than
The strange Mani Mani
Magicant is sure confusing
And now I simply think
That after beating Magicant
Ness surely needs a shrink!