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The Stotic Club


Written by Picky's #1 Fan

The show?
It's already started
See that rock?
Just stare at it
And think

You can't envision
The final collapse of capitalism?
Incredible!

Didactically speaking
Evidence seems to explicate the fact
Your repudiation of entropy supports
my theory of space-time synthesis
Of this I am irrefutably confident.

Mmmmm
I think it's a very complicated issue.
Oh, sorry! I was sleeping...

I really need some Magic Cake
I can't stop thinking about it
There's only one woman who can make it
She's sitting by the entrance
I don't know what to do!

I've awakened the inner me
I'm comfortable enough to stare at the real me
And burn the impression into my super-ego

Welcome to the Stotic Club
We are all brilliant thinkers
Or are we all crazy?
We don't know
All we know is that this is one strange place.





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