Ode to the annoying Photo Guy
by PikaChan

(Sung to “Snapshot” by RuPaul)

Here and there, everywhere
Wherever we go, the Photo Guy is there
Every place that we’ve walked
I have a feeling that we’re being stalked

Hey now, hey now now
Whydya hafta follow us everywhere?
Hey now, hey now now
I wish that you would get out of our hair!

Chorus:
Snapshot
Take our picture, snapshot
Run before we get caught!
Red hot
Take our picture, red hot
Take our picture? No, I think not!

Fuzzy Pickles are so gross
If that camera flashes, then we’re toast!
He catches me, in front of my house
Even though I’m quiet as a mouse!

Hey now, hey now now
Fondest memories? Then get out of our sight!
Hey now, hey now now
Before he catches us, we’d better run and hide!!

Chorus

Chorus

Okay, you got our picture, so scram!

Hey now, hey now now
Click click
Hey now, hey now now
Click click

Chorus 3 times