Well, I know just where it came from
From that baseball bat shop
My mommy bought it for me
And I don't know how they made it
But they sure made it good
I like to beat up foppies
It gives me bat smash fever

Bat Smash Fever

Well the first time that I used it
I was just twelve years old
I used it 'gainst that fat pig next door
I went to see Jeff's dad
And he gave me the cure
I want to bash Mondo Mole
It gives me bat smash fever

Bat Smash Fever

I got Bat Smash Fever

Bat Smash Fever

The Noose Man's dangerous.
He's a real pain.
In my nu-nu-neck
You know you use the bat when
You see Kraken
It makes the serpent cry, cry...
"Oh won't you spare my head?"

Well, I make a coil snake tame
With the swing of my bat
It knows it's gettin' it from me
And the kids know where to go
When they need a home-run man
They know I'm doin' it with ease
I've got the bat smash fever

Bat Smash Fever

Bat Smash Fever

Bat Smash Fever

Bat Smash Fever

Bat Smash Fever

Bat Smash Fever

Bat Smash Fever