Jeff Cometh
by Pro008

We were captured by some zombies,
didn't know just what to do,
when some geek in a spaceship,
came crashing right on through!

We knew that it was hopeless,
cause he crashed down through the roof,
then paula stomped and shouted,
HEY YOU STUPID GOOF!

He came out of the wreckage,
smiling pretty keen,
and then out of his pocket,
came a bad key machine!