Starman looking for the ness man
He's got to beat Ness into the ground
Starman looking for the ness man
Heard he was in the desert, in the sand
Starman slow it down
After Ness you won't make a sound
He said no no no so Ness & friends won
Starman fighting like a mad man
Now its to late for him to run
Watch out for the crazy police man
Looks like hes got da con-stip-pation

Starman slow it down
after Ness you won't make a sound
says no, no, no so Ness & friends won

Starman & armored toad
He's standing there in his pose
Starman takes a blow
Says can let Ness go along this road
Starman didn't see the Poo man
Then there was a giant BAM!!
Meanwhile, Gyigas waiting for the starman
Who was crushed while trying control the solar system

Starman slow it down
after Ness you won't make a sound
says no, no, no
no,no,no
no,no,no
no,no,no
so Ness & friends won