My pants are on the line
Pants are on the line
Take a look and see
My pants are on the line

My pants are in the jar
Pants are in the jar
It's alot of fun to put your pants in a jar

My pants are soaking wet
Pants are soaking wet
Don't dry your pants you might rip the seam

And it makes you wanna dance
When you fall down and rip your pants
This song is fricking lame
Click the "X" this is your chance

My pants are full of cheese
Pants are full of cheese
Along with a rubber ducky
And a cat that's siamese

My pants are really danish, danish
danish, danish

My pants are full of crumbs
Pants are full of crumbs
My pants are really illiterate and dumb dumb dumb

My pants don't really fit
Pants don't really fit
Don't use one of those waistband stretchers,and shoot
lint all over the place..hahahahah

And here's your lucky chance
To take a break and get some pants
My pants are very special to me
They're stylish and they're free

My pants are on the frog
My pants are on the bat
My pants are made by gnomes
My pants are made of foam

*loon*
My pants..are very chrome
My pants..are hand sewn
Reid's pants..are without a home
My pants..they are alone
(1..2..3..4)
My pants are so alone (x12)

(That about ends the song except for the incredibly stupid part at the end)